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Ashton Kutcher visited Russia on Thursday to promote the merits and value of social media. "More importantly than anything I write, it's really about what you write on your blogs," he told a press gathering. Nevertheless, I think I'll stop here. [THR]

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The really brilliant part of sending him there, is that once he arrived the State Department canceled his passport.
Lesson learned: to get people to read your tweets, all you have to do is become a Hollywood celebrity.
So get auditioning, people!
"Next, Kaiser Kutcher will conduct symposium explaining how achieve dominance political by must Tweet photograph of bride with no pants.