Buzz Break: Comical Intent
· Kathy Griffin appears on Law & Order: SVU in a rare dramatic role March 3, playing Babs Duffy, an activist who locks lips with Mariska Hargitay's Benson. "Where my gays at?" "Murdered."
· Sean Penn will be charged with criminal battery and vandalism today for kicking a paparazzo. At least he wins points for novelty. Kicking!
· IESB claims Kristen Stewart was offered the role of Lara Croft in the Tomb Raider reboot. I would sooner buy Taylor Lautner taking that part than I would Stewart, and I'm sure he was offered it next.
· So, how long before publicly muckraking Up in the Air author Walter Kirn gets that Oscar ticket he so badly desires?
· Men's figure skating fashion. Let's discuss.

Comments
1. Another nail in NBC's coffin.
2. Penn had to kick. After all these years of punching paparazzi, his knuckles have wicked arthritis.
3. Lautner's already padding his bra. Why he owns a bra is his own business, and none of mine.
4. Nah, they need the seats for Snooki and the Situation from Jersey Shore.
5. I prefer the women figure skaters. Short skirts and thigh muscles capable of cracking a cinderblock. Don't knock it until you've tried it.
Wow This episode of SVU I can not lose. I love Olivia Benson.
I love SVU. I'm waiting anxiously for this episode. It will be the maximum.
Kristen Stewart as Lara Croft? Her chest is as flat as a pancake, she is unable to cross the street without falling over her own feet and my grandmother has more muscle than her. That sounds like a joke.
Men's figure skating is scary, I feel the need to inject some testosterone into those men whenever they appear on t.v. I usually just change the channel.