American Idol Recap: The Top 24's Pros, Cons, and Forays Into Wizard Hair
Alex Lambert, Joe Munoz, Siobhan Magnus, Michelle Delamor, Paige Miles
Pros: They seem like nice enough people! Raised in good homes! Members of the Clean Plate club!
Cons: But do they qualify as proper nouns? I can't guarantee they're human beings, let alone cherubs of infinite star capacity. (Except for Michelle Delamor: DID YOU SEE HER VICTORY DANCE? Please check this out. She does a full Whitney Houston-meets-Leona Lewis Mentadent smile thing that qualifies her to win the side-pot competition of being my spirit animal.)
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Can we talk about how the ghost of Paula Abdul is possessing the body of Kara Dioguardi? She's lost the ability to speak her opinion clearly and without irrational coddling.
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"Dogshit, my dear." What? Louis, non sequitur much?