Seeing Red
Hey guys, George Lucas is directing another movie! One problem, though (besides the obvious few): this movie is already someone else's. First Showing reports that Lucas has been such a hands-on producer of the Anthony Hemingway-directed Tuskegee Airmen drama Red Tails that he has now ordered massive rewrites and will be shooting the new scenes himself. In a completely unrelated development, Red Tails star Terrence Howard has been replaced by a drunken Ewok. [First Showing]
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You know what's hilarious about this movie? The people who hate, hate, HATE Lucas are probably the only ones who will see it. They'll HAVE to see it so they can articulate perfectly all the reasons that Lucas has lost his edge and is committed to making crap for the rest of his career.
I'm assuming drunken ewoks are also responsible for whatever the hell is going on with this web site today.
Maybe you oughta call Lucas and get some of his CGI guys working on it; I look forward to the Steve Buscemi interview by Jar-Jar Binks.
I'm really hoping he makes the Tuskagee Airmen all CGI, and with the voice of Jar Jar.
Ask Steve if he's still making the most awesome pizza I've ever had!