New Eclipse Pics Finally Embrace Twilight's Soft-Core Side
Franchises -- they grow up so fast! It seems like only yesterday we were surveying the wolfcake and vague homoeroticism that were supposed to sell New Moon. Now, with Eclipse right around the corner, Summit Entertainment has dispensed with all that tasteful discretion around The Twilight Saga for something a little more... lusty. There's still some cheese for the chastity seekers among us, though; click through for a sampling.
Don't worry, parents! There's sure to still be plenty of frolicsome, fully clothed meadow-dwelling between Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson:
Not to mention some radical drama-class contortions, thanks in large part to the franchise's new Victoria, Bryce Dallas Howard:
I know, I know: It's no werepenis. But we're getting there.
Oh! And this just in: Make your own steamy set of Eclipse stills with these new Twilight "manllows" -- now available on Etsy for the low price of $35! Are you Team Bedward?
· Eclipse Pics: Lip Locking, Bella & Edward's Almost-Sex, and Violence [Cinematical]
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Enough with the brooding and the sex-less sex and the sparkly shit. When does Edward get to fight the Predator?
Wait. Why would he fight against Michael Jackson?
OH...MY...FLIPPIN'...GOSH. I literally choked and fell off the chair when I saw this webpage ^^ ^^ ^^
Really? the doll is a littttttttle freaky SMH. anywho, PG-13 please!! (ok, ok...i'm team Jacob, why I can't look at these pics - bleh!!)
Isn't Eclipse the one where they get married and fuck? How many books are there? "Bedward" made me snort.
I've seen more of these and they are brilliant!!! i'm so going to luv this!!!
Does Mr. Pattinson need help fighting off big, bad Bryce...? Just wondering. 'Cause I may be middle-aged and female, but I've got less-girly arms than he does. (For that matter, I also have a less-girly chest.) My, how the "Adonis" standard has slipped....
I think the last book, Breaking Dawn, is when they get married and frack! If it's any indication, this movie will be about as boring as New Moon.
if you have manlier arms than pattinson does then i would suggest to stay off the testosterone and shave the beard