I Know Who Closet-Organized Me
The last segments of Lindsay Lohan's hoarding intervention aired on The Insider yesterday. You remember Seth wrote that article where he imagined 50 items in Lohan's clutter, naming such flotsam and jetsam as a "vodka-powered time machine," "LASIK surgery equipment," and "her childhood." You will have a hard time believing he didn't produce this clip, which is more bizarre than any Movieline-manufactured gag. [YouTube]
· TLC has ordered yet another food-related program called Cupcake Sisters. [THR]
· The rumors are true: Kate Winslet will star as the title role in HBO's miniseries version of Mildred Pierce. Joan Crawford and her multidimensional sneer roll over separately in their graves. [EW]
· That nauseating-sounding LA Art Film (from the same directors of Meet the Spartans and Epic Movie) might just be a decent Twilight spoof. [SlashFilm]
· And now, just before dinner: Bear Grylle eating lots of raw animal flesh on Man Vs. Wild. [Vulture]
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1. Tis a pity that she missed that window when her career was tanking, but she was still attractive enough to make money doing porn.
2. Yet they turned down my show: Deep Fried Family, simply because the cast all died of simultaneous coronaries during the making of the pilot.
3. Would this be a good time to mention Kate Winslet's lovely pair of Golden Globes, or is that joke too old now?
4. Or it could just be an LA Art Film made by people who couldn't think of a title.
5. I think we've found TLC's next cooking show!
I'm amazed she actually has her MTV Movie Award on display. I thought she would've melted it down for coke money after I Know Who Killed Me.
So the mathematical formula used is?:
Recognizable Hollywood personality who's too lazy/cheap to hire a personal assistant
+
Using your name to get it paid for
-
Dignity
=
A future appearance on Oprah or Ellen to talk about your "struggle"?
It's pure genius!
(Here's hoping Chuck Sheen pitches the same idea to the folks at AVN.)
Nevermind Lindsay. I'm just happy to see the Linda Koopersmith of it all!
She's so diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirty. I can smell it from here.
I bet Michael Lohan bought Lindsay those rad Run DMC pillows showcased on her bed; he's such a giver.