Buzz Break: Revealed Housewives

· Real Housewife Kelly Bensimon posed for the cover of the next Playboy, and is probably the only woman not besmirched by John Mayer in the pages within.

· A human body was found on the property Christian Bale rented while making Terminator: Salvation. And it wasn't even Shane Hurlbut's!

· Jamie Bell, Dame Judi Dench, Sally Hawkins and Imogen Poots are joining Cary Fukunaga's Jane Eyre, already set to star Michael Fassbender and Mia Wasikowska.

· Moviefone's list of the 25 worst romcoms ever is really just keeping a space warm for Valentine's Day, methinks.

· Amanda Bynes has a Benetton vagina that would make John Mayer proud. Someone's been internalizing her Hairspray role.