The Transcript of Jennifer Garner and Jessica Biel's GMA Appearance: A Miasma of Crazy
JAMIE FOXX, IN A CUTAWAY: They were doing some stuff offscreen that reminded me of Laverne & Shirley. So I know you guys are gonna be talking to them.
ROBIN ROBERTS, IN A CUTAWAY: (bellowing) NEXT WEEK!
JAMIE FOXX, IN A CUTAWAY: Bring that up, because I think they're the new Laverne & Shirley.
ROBIN ROBERTS, IN A CUTAWAY: (bellowing) YOU DO?
JAMIE FOXX, IN A CUTAWAY: I'm serious.
JENNIFER GARNER: (indicating Biel) Shirley. She's clearly Shirley.
JESSICA BIEL: Ah ha ha.
JENNIFER GARNER: Yeah, I was talking to Garry Marshall, and he goes, "Honey, you have to be Laverne!" I was like, "I KNOW I AM LAVERNE!"
JESSICA BIEL: Ha ha ha.
JENNIFER GARNER: I'm Laverne!
ROBIN ROBERTS: I'm looking for the big "L."
JENNIFER GARNER: It'll be there! I can't wait. (Checks blouse to see if it is there yet. It is not.)
ROBIN ROBERTS: So--
JENNIFER GARNER: And Pepsi and milk.
ROBIN ROBERTS: Oooh, you remember that.
JENNIFER GARNER: Yah.
ROBIN ROBERTS: Schlemiel. Schlimazel.
JENNIFER GARNER: Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!
JESSICA BIEL: --Incorporated.
JENNIFER GARNER: We're gonna do it!
ROBIN ROBERTS: Can I hang out with you guys?
JESSICA BIEL: Yeah.
JENNIFER GARNER: Sure, absolutely!
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Jennifer Garner is God's gift to the publicist. I've heard that she's nothing like that in real life, but she sure pulls it off for the cameras with aplomb.
No video of this 3-spiral flameout?! Now I'm left pondering why someone would gear up for the Iditerod just to stand outside and stare at the back of Jessica Biel's head.
The golden rule of modern movie star interviews ... never pair actors together. They act giddy, riff with each other and share ... nothing of consequence.
@CHRISTIAN TOTO: Actors showing up together for an interview never share anything of consequence, but they do often share pre-interview cocaine.
When will this interview be published as a Dover thrift edition?
I struggle to believe how beautiful this lady is. I get giddy every time I watch her.