The Transcript of Jennifer Garner and Jessica Biel's GMA Appearance: A Miasma of Crazy
The following is a one-act play, taken from the transcript of a Good Morning America appearance by JENNIFER GARNER and JESSICA BIEL on February 20, 2010.
(The actress playing JESSICA BIEL should speak without affect. The actress playing JENNIFER GARNER should be easily excited and love to move! The actress playing ROBIN ROBERTS should be insane.)
This work will play the Edinburgh Fringe Festival in 2011.
ROBIN ROBERTS: Cupid lets his arrows fly with unexpected and HILARIOUS consequences. It's a new romantic comedy out just in time for Valentine's Day. What did they name it? Valentine's Day. They're very smart. Brilliant. BRILLIANT!
JENNIFER GARNER: The marketing, yeah.
ROBIN ROBERTS: Two members of its galaxy of stars. Jessica Biel, this month's Vogue covergirl, who is also sharing the cover of the latest (suddenly screaming) MARIE CLAIRE WITH HER COSTAR, Jennifer Garner.
JENNIFER GARNER: That's us! That's us! I look really crazy.
ROBIN ROBERTS: This is legit. Jamie Foxx told me to watch out for you two. That you guys are really BFFs.
JENNIFER GARNER: I mean! Seriously. It's like, of COURSE we're friends!
JESSICA BIEL: Yeah.
JENNIFER GARNER: And that's how I feel. Everyone makes such a big deal about it!
JESSICA BIEL: I know, it's so funny. We--
JENNIFER GARNER: Yeah, um, I mean, um...women don't get to work together very often.
JESSICA BIEL: Never. I never get to work with women.
JENNIFER GARNER: Ever!
JESSICA BIEL: So this for me was--
JENNIFER GARNER: --a JOY.
JESSICA BIEL: --a dream.
JENNIFER GARNER: We had so much fun. We just hung out--
JESSICA BIEL: --and sit! And chat!
JENNIFER GARNER: So of COURSE we became friends!
JESSICA BIEL: --and talk.
ROBIN ROBERTS: (After intense, high-pitched gobbling) Isn't this great?! B-but Jamie Foxx told me to watch out for this. And this is what Jamie said when he was here--
JENNIFER GARNER: Oh we know.
JESSICA BIEL: Mm-hmm.
ROBIN ROBERTS: --about you two.
JENNIFER GARNER: Bring it on.
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Jennifer Garner is God's gift to the publicist. I've heard that she's nothing like that in real life, but she sure pulls it off for the cameras with aplomb.
No video of this 3-spiral flameout?! Now I'm left pondering why someone would gear up for the Iditerod just to stand outside and stare at the back of Jessica Biel's head.
The golden rule of modern movie star interviews ... never pair actors together. They act giddy, riff with each other and share ... nothing of consequence.
@CHRISTIAN TOTO: Actors showing up together for an interview never share anything of consequence, but they do often share pre-interview cocaine.
When will this interview be published as a Dover thrift edition?
I struggle to believe how beautiful this lady is. I get giddy every time I watch her.