This Foxtrot is Ludicrous!
· When Mike Tyson goes on Italy's version of Dancing with the Stars, you don't teach him choreography. You just let him skip out and flop around like either a) a dead fish, or b) a drunken marionette, smile when he angrily points to you, and hope he doesn't punch anyone. Molto bene!
· If you want Julianne Moore to sit front row at your fashion show, it'll cost you nearly $100k, but give Eliza Dushku a hotel room and some bumpits and she's ready to go!
· How does Kellan Lutz feel about being compared to former Calvin Klein underwear model Mark Wahlberg? "There's no way I could fill his boxer briefs!" says Lutz. Yes, well.
· Spouses Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman take it all off for New York.
· Comedy Central's Daniel Tosh got an iPad, then destroyed it on camera. The massive bevel never had a chance.
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1. He did bite off one judge's ear for criticizing his rhythm.
2. 100k to get her sit at a fashion show. I just start cooking my famous BBQ ribs, and I can't get Julianne Moore out of my house.
3. Mark Walberg's original briefs were bronzed and are currently a paperweight in Calvin Klein's office.
4. Something for your spank bank.
5. Oh dear god! Tosh has unwittingly unleashed Aztaroth Dark Lord of Touch Screen Technology, Evil, and Starbucks coffee! Beware his wrath! Which I believe comes in the form of vigorous wedgies.
was the ipad thing supposed to be funny?
there's no way in hell im buying an ipad, it looks a bit useless, yes.
but buying and destroying it makes no sense either. go do better things with your money.
anyway, italian tv is the worst. the worst. i often laugh watching how ridiculously tacky and dated all their shows are (tyson's a great case in point). but deep down it pains me to think that this is the main tv channel on what was once the country of fellini/pasolini/antonioni/de sica/visconti. so sad. but hey, thats berlusconi!
To me the foxtrot clip isn’t as bad as seeing Tyson give an interview, or worse yet, attempt an acting roll. I gave the 2009 film “The Hangover” an okay review despite its flaws, the worst of which was Tyson’s screen time. His persona and energy suited this film as well as pickles suit ice cream. His grotesque appearance and manner made me flinch no less than if I was watching eye surgery.