Deadly, Giant Polar Bear Mascot Latecomer to Animated Short Oscar Race
Overhead in an IM window at Movieline HQ just minutes ago:
seth: are you ready to sh*t your pants?
stv: ugh not again! [20-second pause] LOL. pants sh*t. mission accomplished
seth: i seriously want season tickets to the Alaska Nanooks. can i post this?
stv: did that polar bear just blow up the earth?
seth: that polar bear is so hellbent he just lit himself on fire
stv: how much did the music clearances cost for this?
seth: "highway to the enter sandman self-control danger zone"
stv: so let me get this straght: the polar bear is swimming under the ice and he comes up and makes a hockey stick out of static electricity created by clapping his paws?
seth: and with this static-electro hockey stick he cuts an icebreaker clean in half and then flees in an F-16
stv: leaving behind a planet flattened by his bear-y, boat-smashing, hockey-mascoting power
seth: that must be a huge plane
stv: only to hop dimensions and/or galaxies and wind up back in Alaska playing hockey?
seth: head explodes
stv: this is just a Righteous Brothers bar sing-along from pure genius.
· [PaulScheer.com]
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Comments
I particularly appreciate the Thetan-killing assault on Earth's volcano's.
I am confused as to why the polar bears would bother destroying each college individually when they had planned to destroy the earth. But I guess that's none of my business really.
ALASKA... FUCK YEAH!
Obviously, this was directed by Michael Bay. It makes about as much sense as Transformers 2.
This video proves Al Gore is completely full of crap when it comes to polar bears being a threatened species. And to hell with global warming, this planet is as vulnerable as a Death Star with a few key charges set off in the right volcanos.
Polar Bear needs to get his nails did.