PC Peterson, Premature Ejaculator

Just got out of the Sundance press screening of Twelve, Joel Schumacher's attempt to fill the niche carved out last year at the fest by The Informers. The most notable part of the movie (apart from the critical laughter that greeted the closing credit quote from Albert Camus)? That'd be the first act presence of NYC Prep's ambiguously gay PC Peterson, who gets no lines but is nevertheless a heavily featured extra, playing a partying prep schooler (no!) who makes out with and feels up a girl (no?) and then prematurely ejaculates (oh). Camille is going to be irate about this for some reason!