Which Real Housewives Star Has the Most Charming Rap Sheet?

Name: Matt Keough

Series: The Real Housewives of Orange County

Arrested For: DUIs in 2005 and 2008

Charm Score: 0

Explanation: It wasn't enough that he looks like a grizzled Will Ferrell character -- Keough upped the ante by becoming a washed-up former baseball player who terrorizes the road. Well done.

Name: Slade Smiley

Series: The Real Housewives of Orange County (and Date My Ex: Jo and Slade)

Arrested For: Civil contempt -- allegedly concerning a refusal "to comply with court orders in connection with his [cancer-afflicted] son's medical insurance."

Charm Score: 0

Explanation: That about says it all. No, wait, this does.

Name: Danielle Staub

Series: The Real Housewives of New Jersey

Arrested For: Extortion, kidnapping, drug possession, perhaps intention to distribute drugs

Charm Score: 1

Explanation: Well, at least Teresa got to coin the term "prostitution whore." Honestly, I sort of want to be called one too.

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