Movieline Explores: James Cameron's Exhaustive Search for the Perfect Avatar Breasts

Cameron gestures dismissively to the women on the wires.

"Fire all these girls and get some new ones. They're not right."

"They were just getting comfortable with the wire-work."

"I don't give a flying, naked, blue-tittied f*ck. The new ones will learn."

"Consider it done."

"And why the f*ck is the construction on the water tank going so slowly? What are we waiting for?"

"It's almost operational."

"The next time I come back here I better see at least three pairs of breasts bobbing in that tank. When Neytiri fights that five-headed Pandoran death-dolphin, I better f*cking believe that her rack is moving in a realistic way. I better believe it in my bones."

"You will."

"That's what I like to hear."

"See you in ten days?"

"Make it six. And let's add two pounds to each Ziploc. They need heft. Heft."

"Heft. Absolutely."

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Cameron climbs into a giant, Hummer-inspired golf cart, circles menacingly in front of the women on the wires, then finally speeds off.

The engineer runs towards them, clapping loudly.

"Out! All of you, out! Out out out!"

He slumps back down at his work station. The two Ziploc bags sit next to the monitor. He picks them up, gives them a jiggle, then dumps the blue Jello inside them onto the floor. He lets out a deep sigh.

"Five pounds seems like a lot."

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