Mad Men Power Rankings, Week Thirteen: 'Well, Gentlemen, I Suppose You're Fired.'
3. Roger Sterling (even) Last week: 3
Truth be told, we sort of hated it when Daddy and Daddy fought, as entertaining as it was. But now Don and Rog have found some middle ground, a common purpose. Don was made to polish the knob, and buff it to a blinding shine it he did, finally admitting there are things that Accounts can do that he has no talent nor taste for. And they re-bonded over drinks as Roger inadvertently broke the news that Henry Francis -- who? -- was stealing Betty from him. Tough one, pal. We're open to more sniping in Season Four, but for now it's nice to know that they've both working towards the same goal. And will probably both take their pokes at Joan. Should be fun.
4. Lane Pryce (up) Last week: unranked
A phone rings in Pryce's office:
"Yes, it's true, we're selling the entire company. But no worries, old chap, we'll put in a good word with the new bosses. They probably won't give you a cobra in a basket and a first-class ticket to Bombay, am I right, Mr. Make Yourself Indispensable? Cheerio, best of luck! Oh, one more thing, old friend. Please don't fire everyone and release them from their contracts so they can clean out the office and open a competing firm in the middle of the night. That would be terribly inconvenient. My best to the wife."
"Very good, sir, very good. But I think you'll want to open the box that should be arriving in your office at precisely this moment. In it, you shall find a basket, and inside that basket, a petrified lion turd. I think the meaning of such a token of my esteem should be clear."
"Oh no, old boy, you didn't."
"I'm afraid I did."
"You've fired the Sterling Cooper principals so that they could open a new firm, haven't you?"
"I have, sir. You see, I am the lion, and that is my turd in the basket. Symbolically, of course."
"Oh, dear. Yes, I see that now."
"I'd hoped you would, sir."
"I hope you understand that now I have to fire you, even if that means you'll now be free to join the others at their firm."
"Do what you must, sir."
"Very well, you are fired."
"Thank you, sir."
"And thank you for the turd in the basket. Quite thoughtful."
"You're welcome, sir. I'm still quite enjoying my cobra, all things considered."
"Kind of you to say, my good man."
"My pleasure, sir."
Oh, Lane Pryce, no longer the too-polite bitch of Putnam Powell and Lowe!
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I have to say that the Don Draper Fingerbang Threat Level has been my favorite part of the entire internet for the past few months, and I might even miss it more than the show.
When the show gets to the 70s I hope they give Joan, Sal and Peggy a variety hour. With cut-ins before commercial breaks from Roger Sterling.
not gonna lie, i clapped when roger's eyes lit up. also, i think sally is gonna end up a cutter. of betty.
This was a top notch episode (perhaps my fav of the series so far). I WAS cheering for Joan when she stepped in the office and was laughing my ass off at the way she answered the phone in the hotel/office of SCDP.
Also, I for one was on the edge of my seating during the Draper Push-Around '09. I realize domestic abuse is not funny but I thought how he got her awake was dangerous but also hilarious (re-reading that, apparently I have issues).
@Mikeylikestv- I couldn't agree more. That and the PatricideWatch (which I will lobby till by dying day should be changed to the MatricideWatch) made me make sure I was around the tv 10pmEST every Sunday. What the hell are we going to do now with the Rankings and the Fingerbang Threat Level on hiatus?
@Lisanti- thank you so much for this, it really made the show that much more awesome this year. However, no Cobra In a Basket "Not Ranked" (although mentioned previously)?
1) I did actually cheer when Joan strutted in
2) I immediately thought of the FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS connection as well.
ah the week 13 power rankings. a lovely bow atop an excellent season for all. i did laugh out loud when joanie said the new name. bravo mark.
This is the only season so far where the finale has been far and away the best episode.... and may I say, THANK GOD because we needed it.
Yes, anyone who wasn't cheering when Joan walked in is obviously dead inside and probably kicks puppies.
Also: Index Draper would have been a brilliant Halloween costume. There's always next year, I suppose.
I enjoyed the Power Rankings as always.
I didn't get the "Joan Austin" reference in Betty's letter though. Was it a major typo, a comment on Betty's spelling skills, a sign that she's never really read Jane Austen, or a real life 1960's romance novelist so obscure that my Google search couldn't find her?
I'm going to miss these! I look forward to them every week.
Henry comes across as really smarmy and possessive. Betty is going from one crappy marriage to another.
I most certainly let out a whoop when Joanie sauntered into the room like a cleaner ready to fix everything. What an amazing episode. All of the pieces just fell into place, and I didn't even see them falling.
I'll miss the power rankings greatly. And I chuckled every time I even thought of the 'Don Draper Fingerbang Threat Level'. That is brilliant.
"Sometimes, the best fingerbanging is the one you never give."
you ain't never lied lisanti, you ain't never lied
Great Roger line when they're leaving and Don's about to lock the door. Great finale.
Betty is just a dumb blonde so to speak.
Great series of columns!
So good.
So where does the next season start? A year later? Where can they go from here? I'm hoping far enough into the 60s where Vietnam, the start of hippies, and race riots explode. 65?
My predictions:
Don will be shacked up with someone completely new.
He and Betty will have hot-extra-ex-marital sex at some point, no? Fingerbetty'd.
The wardrobes will change.
Cooper will have expired.
Joan's hubby deployed to Vietnam.
Sally will run away.
Great episode, great Power Ranking.....woe is me...what am I gonna do without you Lisanti?
Is Joan not "up" because it's been such a down year for her in general? I know it would've been completely ridiculous, but I was hoping she would *also* be made a partner. Who didn't cheer when she showed up? I want names because a new agency needs a new fingerbang to-do list.
And yes, Don needs a few months to rest those fingers, because the single (and loving it) Don Draper will push them to their very breaking points in the months to come.
Mark, thank you for a season of my favorite Internet column ever.
I knew it was coming, but still: when mildly exasperated Lane Pryce said "We don't know how any of this works", I jumped up and shouted at the TV, "I know someone who knows how it works!"
Cheers, Mr. Lisanti, for excellently enhancing the enjoyment - cheers.
So obvious it was going to be Joan the moment Roger went to make a phonecall. Great episode though, annoyed at having to wait [x] time until the next season 🙁
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