Project Runway Recap: Rosemary's Blondie

Onto the runway, where Nina Garcia is joined by Heidi's terrible outfit, season-two alum Nick Verreos, and actress Kerry Washington. Here's a comprehensive analysis of the designer's fashions, straight from my notes:

Carol Hannah: kinda baby doll, ill-fitted on the boobs.

Althea: coat, harem pants.

Logan: Edwardian collar, torso is messed up.

Irina: sweater jacket, skin tight dress underneath.

Gordana: jacket, Talbot's

Christopher: Layered shit.

Just stunning. After the colorless procession of looks, the judges deem Althea, Carol Hannah, and Irina the top looks and Gordana, Logan, and Christopher the bottom. And now, their spewings:

Nina Garcia: "Most of you must know what you did wrong. Half of these look like droppings, if that makes sense. But Irina, it's very cute! Tres chic! Bonne couture! Except for that cheap-ass brocade. It's a retina-stabber."

Heidi: "I want your look, Althea! For me! You must've made a special pact with someone in order to make something so breathtaking."

Althea: [Sprouting red horns, tail] "IN THE NAME OF MY MAKER, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"

Heidi: "Right. And did you steal that baggy sweater idea from Irina?

Irina: "SHE DID. Like an idea burglar."

Althea: "I AM SO angry! Er, angry! What happened to my caps lock? Oh, I, uh -- my powers don't seem to withstand actual criticism. Uh. Well. I guess we all share ideas sometimes! Teehee! Heh! Heh. Dresses!"

Heidi: "Christopher, your dress took a bedskirt with it."

Christopher: "It did! Oh, well."

All Judges in Unison: "Logan, go home."

Logan: "Already packed!"

And so it is. Althea wins the challenge just as her last bit of Michael Kors Sorcery Juice coarses through her veins (later revealed just to be Red Bull), and Logan is booted. He mutters something about how we'll never forget him, but when he turns his body to the side, you can't even see him anymore. In fact, what was his name again?

All images this entry are gleefully pirated from the incomparable Project RunGay.

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