Project Runway Recap: Rosemary's Blondie
Tim then enters the workroom and pivots at 90-degree angles when moving from designer to designer.
Tim: "Carol Hannah. Hello. What the fuck are you doing? Take that green fabric and tuck it up under the skirt. See how much it looks like a dress now? This is how clothes happen. I'm happy I was here too. Hey there, Irina! Did you just pelt me with an uncooked kernel of Jiffy Pop? I couldn't tell because I was blinded by your dress, which looks like a tapestry. It's completely unexpected! Unless you shop at Coldwater Creek. Throw a cardigan over it and I could be excited. Mind you, I haven't been excited for anything since Christian left. Greetings, Althea! You're grunting like a stegosaurus for some reason, and I'm choosing to ignore it. Can I tell you my thoughts? It looks like it's waiting for a diaper. Kind of like Christopher here! Hello, Christopher! Let's get you in a diaper and then inspect your work. Ugh. Can I make a really obvious point? This looks like your old dress's mother. You have to rethink those appliques too. And the positioning. I'm going to leave you alone with your uncomfortable smile. Good afternoon, Logan! I see you've turned the volume up to Horrible. I mean, it's a "Wow" dress or something. Don't you have some tight jeans to put on? I don't understand you sometimes. And Gordana, what can I say, this dress combines the joy of the Alaskan pipeline with the subtle flirtation of the Cold War. Lord help us all."
Before we head to the runway, Althea and Irina engage in one final exchange.
Althea: "You know who thinks he's so cute? Teehee! LOGAN... [gurgle, gurgle, gurgle]"
Irina: "I know. With his weird face."
Althea: "Thinks he can just [fire spills out of her eyes] DO WHAT HE WANTS. [Grabs a blimp from the sky and eats it.] ARGHAHHA!"
Irina: "No joke. Did you see Christopher's design? One dress is throwing up the other. It's Bulimia: The Dress."
Althea: "YARHAHA! [Giggle, shrug.] WE WILL TAKE OUR DEEP UNDERWORLD FRIENDSHIP TO THE RUNWAY."
Irina: "Oh. Right. [Winks at camera.]"
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at least nina shit on irina's dress a bit to bring a modicum of reality to 'judging'. this season is fucking awful.
i will also like to commend NinaGarcia's comment that Irina's dress looked cheap. It was delicious. I only which the producers had opted for split screen with Irina's reaction as the blow was delivered. I can't wait until the season is over. Maybe next season we'll get desingers that aren't afraid to use color.
HAHAHAHA After viewing the first 9 mins of this week's PR my TIVO stopped and I realized my devil-spawn, uh, teenage daughter, had cancelled the recording. Imagine my fit of pique and remorse. So after recovering, I came here to read Louis' recap because, well, that's what I do. Imagine my delight to find that I NEVER HAVE TO ACTUALLY WATCH THE SHOW AGAIN!! All those free minutes to spend following lame tweets on twitter and internet fangirling after celebrities, now that I know I can enjoy my weekly Project Runway fix by snuggling up with LV's prose, without actually suffering the indignity of watching the actual show. I think I owe my daughter a reward. Perhaps some makeup tips for her slutty Halloween costume, IDK?
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