Project Runway Recap: Rosemary's Blondie

After a trip to Mood, the designers return to the workroom where Irina has already formulated her thoughts.

Irina: "This challenge is all about making the losers feel like losers. It's only right. It's why I created this challenge. Gordana can go back to that country where they eat shoes for dinner. Logan can strap suspenders on his suitcase home and call it fashion. The winners will just forget him. Now, whenever I mention "winners," which is a plural term, I'm talking about myself. You and I can know that. But also-- um, wait, is someone at the door?"

Low Growl: "Irina. Let me into the confessional." (This is followed by a long howl.)

Irina: "Who is that? I don't know if I want to let you in. You sound angry."

Low Growl: "NOW PLEASE. I'M HUNGRY. Er, I mean... interesting in sharing thoughts."

Irina: "Uh, OK. Let him in, Bunim-Murray." [Door opens.] "Oh. Hey, Althea."

Althea: "Hey, Irina! It's just me! [Giggles.] Are you excited about this challenge?"

Irina: "Huh? Um, sure? Should be --"

Althea: "I WAS THINKING WE COULD TALK ABOUT THE OTHER DESIGNERS."

Irina: "Oh. Hmmm. This pleases me. But your breath smells like flesh."

Althea: "[Snort, chuckle.] Really?! Teehee! Oh, you know. Just craft services! [Chortle.] AND ZOE GLASSNER."

Irina: "Great. Let's sit in the commons over our trig homework and throw fat-free popcorn at designers walking by."

But while those two discuss their issues with mortals, Gordana confesses that she is making "a pants" ( <3 ), and Logan says he's going to take the zipper-heavy look of his original design and amp it up for the new one.

Logan: "I, uh... have something the other designers don't. Zippers for starters. I also, uh, am willing to... 'get my hands dirty.' You know. With the ladies. Otherwise I have nothing."

Christopher, who realizes he used to be a judges' favorite before becoming a brokedown pinata in the eyes of Senorita Garcia, is deluded into thinking he has a great idea on his hands. What a nice change of pace.

Christopher: "I am going big on this one. I saw this mushy white fabric that looks like a thrift store christening gown, and I just thought: What if I get 250 yards of it? I just ran with it! It's going to be great. I figure if the judges don't like it, oh well. We can all just play full-field rugby on it."

Gordana: [Her booming whisper numbed back into italics] "Can I have a moment of your time, dear viewers? I will now make confession that will shock you -- I am from Eastern Europe. Pick up chin from floor. My parents were farmers in Bosnia, and so to be where I am is very remarkable. And where I am is a section of South Carolina known as "Little, Uncomfortable Bulgaria," which is actually not much different than Gehlhausen stomping grounds. I can't lose this competition because I hear they have already turned my neighborhood into a medium-sized TCBY. Anyway. Tankyou."

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