An Inventory of Illicit Acts Committed By Two Drunken Ewoks on Today
· Upstaging Ann Curry
· Attempting to drink a "boo-tini" despite Ann Curry's angry pronouncement, "You're not allowed to have vodka!"
· Humping Al Roker's leg
· After being shooed off Al Roker's leg, humping the ground until climax
· Kicking each other
· Throwing a pen after briefly attempting the ridiculous craft being demonstrated in the segment (tracing silhouettes!)
· Stabbing at a pumpkin with a screwdriver
· Clearly dropping the f-bomb in Ewokese numerous times
· Throwing candy at the camera, the crafts demonstration lady, and Ann Curry
· Actually hitting the crafts demonstration lady with a hot dog
· The moonwalk (still too soon)
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Comments
Ewoks are now officially the best.
This is the greatest segment in morning-show history. The only thing that could have improved it is if one of the Ewoks had cornered Matt Lauer to call him glib.
Gawd, the way Ann kept throwing shade around, you'd think she was under the assumption that anyone really cares about turning deviled eggs into spiders, and that there weren't little people hired to run around her legs in Ewok costumes. LIGHTEN UP, CURRY! YOU TEACH PEOPLE HOW TO TURN DEVILED EGGS INTO SPIDERS AND THERE ARE LITTLE PEOPLE HIRED TO RUN AROUND YOUR LEGS DRESSED IN EWOK COSTUMES (despite the fact that it's 2009).
These guys turned a pretentious Morning segment full of self absorbed talking heads into something worth watching. I'm sure they got reamed, and probably will never work again...but damn it, someone who knows talent should give them their own show. Professional...and truely a piece of TV Magic. One for the ages.
kathy lee would have tazed that ewok for stealing her vodka
Amazeballs.
Give NBC credit. They had a white one and a black one for diversity.
its really discusting, and immoral.
the internet doesnt help.
Congratulations are in order for Verne Troyer. This is clearly his best work since... ever.
I apologize for every disparaging remark I ever said about the Ewoks. They are henceforth to be known as awesome, forever and ever. Amen.