Movieline's One-Stop Costume-Idea Halloween Emporium: The Guys
Zach Galifianakis as Alan in The Hangover
Of the many pantsless options I weighed throughout my preliminary costume brainstorming sessions, none seemed closer to my heart than Alan, The Hangover's huge-hearted, toothless-granny-hooker-pleasuring, resident oddball. The T-shirt is sold at Urban Outfitters, but if they're sold out, I'll sell you mine. I think I'm going as The Bear Jew.

Comments
isn't that you all the time, seth?
Exactly. So easy!
Yeah, Bear Jew all the way.
I greatly enjoyed G4's Kevin Pereira as DJ Kuato. So hot.
Anyone 25+ who's still dressing up for Halloween needs a beating.
Can we make that 26+ please, anyone 26+ who's still dressing up for Halloween needs a beating?
Well, I was not allowed to dress up as a child, instead forced to work the door and distribute candy to my friends. Do I get a reprieve?
Carl from UP all the way!
No, sir, it is you that needs a beating. Why would you waste the one day of the year where you can dress as a haunted vagina zombie and have people cheer you on? Learn to have fun and be less serious.