Movieline's One-Stop Costume-Idea Halloween Emporium: The Guys
Wracked with last-minute indecision over what you should be for Halloween this year? So am I! In fact, I've narrowed it down to three possibilities, which I've broken down to their most essential elements and laid out for all of you to see. Consider this the guys' companion piece to our Ladies' Guide -- but somebody please help me decide on which of these I should commit to, already.
Eli Roth as Sgt. Donny "The Bear Jew" Donowitz
Any character called "The Bear Jew" instantly jumps to the head of the costume pack, as far as I'm concerned, and Roth's Nazi-bludgeoning hunting champ certainly seems easy enough -- and more importantly, comfortable enough -- to pull off all night. Stuff your pockets with crusty, wadded-up Kleenex for extra verisimilitude.
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isn't that you all the time, seth?
Exactly. So easy!
Yeah, Bear Jew all the way.
I greatly enjoyed G4's Kevin Pereira as DJ Kuato. So hot.
Anyone 25+ who's still dressing up for Halloween needs a beating.
Can we make that 26+ please, anyone 26+ who's still dressing up for Halloween needs a beating?
Well, I was not allowed to dress up as a child, instead forced to work the door and distribute candy to my friends. Do I get a reprieve?
Carl from UP all the way!
No, sir, it is you that needs a beating. Why would you waste the one day of the year where you can dress as a haunted vagina zombie and have people cheer you on? Learn to have fun and be less serious.