'Picture It: Fire Island, 1985...'
In ChristWire.org's blistering exposé The Golden Girls: How One TV Show Turned A Generation Of American Boys Into Homosexuals, noted cultural theorist Stephenson Billings ("an Investigative Journalist, Motivational Children's Party Entertainer and Antique Soda Bottle Collector all in one special, blessed package!") blows the lid wide open on how Miami's beloved quartet of man-hungry retirees converted an entire generation of American males to practitioners of the slinky, sinful, apliquéd-sweater-dress-wearing homosexual lifestyle. This is powerful stuff, and certainly going to ruffle some feathers, but with passages like this one -- "Played by noted liberal activist and Archie Bunker-foe Bea Arthur, Dorothy had a hard, masculine voice. She was cold and quick-tempered. She taught our modern butt rompers to disparage everyone in their orbit" -- it simply demands to be read. [christwire.org]
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As much as I love the idea of an irritated born-again describing "50-year old twinks who sit on your lap and suck Metamucil lollipops," this is most definitely satire, yes?
"don’t forget the whole story arc where Blanche’s daughter NEEDS SPERM desperately – just like those homosexuals do (well except for the girl ones – LEBONESE – I think Blanche calls them)"
posted on christwire.org under the name PUGSLEY ADDAMS with tounge firmly in cheek (at least I think its a tounge in my cheek - as so many things are shoved in my cheeks :-p)
I certainly believe that Styx was the impetus for my big hair and overactive libido in the 80s.
Seriously. It has to be?
Here's an article on cracked.com that sort of analyzes it:
http://www.cracked.com/funny-2203-christ-wire/
It has to be satire, cause there's no way, as a gay, that I would ever have relationships with someone in a Sears lavatory.
Ikea, maybe.
1)I was gay before I started watching...
2)But, I have to say, I've never met a straight man who watched/liked The Golden Girls...or, would own up to it.
What do you think I'm a 7-11 - I'm not open all night"
----Sophia - The Golden Girls
We homosexuals ARE open all night - thus disproving his theory - I think. Well the argument works in Saint Olaf...
Well, they ARE kinda right...