In Summary: Taylor Lautner Really Sick of Taking His Shirt Off, Guys

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· I don't think Taylor Lautner can stress this enough: He's been trotting out those tummy moguls since before his voice dropped. From here on out, the shirt stays on and it's his bulging acting ability that we drool over, capice? (Unless it's required for the role -- then the shirt comes off again. But only then.) [via Where Is Edward Cullen?]


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· Meanwhile, here's a pinup of Robert Pattinson I made using my Apple IIc and a dot matrix printer. No, just kidding -- it's a cross-stitch sampler, courtesy of The Guardian. That way you can always have Edward wrapped around your neck.

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Comments

  • Colander says:

    Firstly, as the saying goes, LOL. Second, maybe he's uncomfy with not having control over the genders of his admirers. We ain't all Taylor Swift, y'know? I can't imagine how he's dealing with that, although I CAN IMAGINE, right?

  • TribalPottery says:

    How old is Taylor Lautner in that pic? 12? I mean he's flashing his goodies like it's a casting for a Bryan Singer film.

  • Daft Clown says:

    To Catch A Predator just found its official mascot.

  • Zelina says:

    Huh, okay. I thought he was only in that one movie, you know that one made by the Spy Kids group? Didn't think he did anymore than that one. Well I don't know if he can really complain too much, I mean a paycheck for him is probably more than any of us will ever see.
    Now Kate Winslet's argument is more laughable as she's not that great at acting. So it's safe to say no one would have watched any of her films if she didn't get naked one way or another.

  • Seth Abramovitch says:

    Sahara opened in 2005, so according to Jewish law at least, he's all man.

  • Lizzie says:

    Ack, NAMBLA warning, please, next time.

  • Champoozie says:

    Six-pack abs and pecs that look like they'd be more at home on a death camp survivor just looks.....weird.

  • Club Penguin says:

    TS is a totally outstanding performer. I love all of her albums.

  • Sammy says:

    wow!!
    Taylor Lautners Sixpack is wonderful!!
    I thinkon thispic he was about 12 years old and he already has a sixpack!!
    Robert Pattinsons sixpack in New Moon is just drawn...
    Taylor Lautner looks much better and i think or hope he is really nice.
    I would be glad to meet Taylor.
    Also i cant really understand why everybody says I LOVE TAYLOR or I LOVE ROBERT, if they even dont know them. They have never seen them or talked to them, so its really unlogical. I am sure, that if they werent famous, that nobody would say: I love you
    am i right??
    you can post a comment to answer me or critic me.
    bb