Remember That Time Boy George Guested on The A-Team?

· That's OK, neither did we. But our Man in London remembered, and that was enough to send us hunting down the evidence. And there it was: Mr. T and Boy George, together at last.

· How To Find A Masculine Halloween Costume For Your Effeminate Son: The Onion News Network investigates.

· The embargo has been lifted, and thus poureth a tidal wave of effusive tweets from Elizabeth Taylor about This Is It. A sampling: "I truly believe this film should be nominated in every category conceivable." "It is the single most brilliant piece of filmmaking I have ever seen. It cements forever Michael's genius in every aspect of creativity.""I wept from pure joy at his God given gift. There will never, ever be the likes of him again."

· Is Nic Cage's lucky crack pipe going straight to DVD?

· Jude Law's accidental babymama and his new daughter grace the cover of HELLO!. Sophie's face says it all.

· Brad Pitt rides motorcycle, falls down goes boom.

· Happy Halloween!