What's On: White Collar Employment

Saved By the Bell alum Tiffani Thiessen co-stars in USA's latest crime series, which cribs Catch Me If You Can's story line. Matthew Bomer stars as an expert counterfeiter (and Thiessen's on-camera husband) hired by the FBI to track down con artists. The Today Show video circulating after this morning's host Jenna Wolf mispronounced Matt Bomer's last name, will only boost ratings.

White Collar [10 PM, USA]

Tonight's 72-minute season opener introduces protagonist Neal Caffrey (Bomer) as he escapes from his maximum-security prison, upsetting tortured FBI agent Peter Burke (Tim DeKay). Burke and Caffrey agree on an arrangement in which the two will work together to crack down on white collar crimes.

Batman: The Brave and the Bold [7:30 PM, Cartoon]

Award season's every-man, Neil Patrick Harris, voices the villain in tonight's episode of the animated Batman series. As the orange-haired Music Meister, the How I Met Your Mother star will lure a new kind of audience to the cartoon network tonight. His character's superpower involves him hypnotizing the world through song.

The Jay Leno Show [10 PM, NBC]

Guest: Colin Firth, Michelle Obama. First lady Michelle Obama swoops into Jay Leno's Burbank studio tonight, via satellite, to answer ten softball questions lobbed at her by the cue card holding host. Whether or not she can single-handedly rescue NBC's ratings from falling below cable numbers is up to the primetime gods.

My Super Psycho Sweet 16 [10 PM, MTV]

That was a quick turn-around. Only two months after MTV announced that it would adapt its spoiled brat series My Super Sweet 16 into a slasher TV movie, the network premieres the finished product tonight. Tonight's movie features one high budget birthday bash at a roller-rink-with-a-murderous-past, an obnoxious b-day girl Madison (Julianna Guill) and the loner (Lauren McKnight) that steals Madison's man.