Project Runway Recap: Tired of Their Bolshevik

On to the runway, where Michael Kors (top American designer) and Nina Garcia (editor-at-make-believe of Marie Claire) are reunited and singing their biggest hits, like "Bridge Over Horrible Taste Level" and "Stairway to Zoe Glassner Being Gone Forever, Thank God." The guest-judge is Milla Jovovich, who says things like, "Uh, I didn't mind that dress. If this was called Project I-Didn't-Mind-It, I'd bid a pass. But Logan? Logan is his name? Logan came up with nothing, and I bet he cried making it."

Irina has produced another impeccable, if slightly dated winter resort outfit. There are beautifully fitted brown pants, a voluminous wintry top, and a fur vest. Not to everyone's taste, but she's the clear winner. I wonder if she has anything to say about it.

Irina: "No offense, but why am I not one of the judges? Can I be a judge and a contestant? It wouldn't be awkward for me. Like it or not, a dumb person has to be eliminated every week. Guess whether I like it or not. Oh, darn! I can't contain the laughter. Had you thinking about it for a minute, I know."

The bottom two are Nicolas and Christopher. Nicolas creates a killer, fitted, swathed white top with high-waisted silver pants (still not Grecian, to be fair), and Christopher's dress suggests that he thinks that women in Santa Fe want to wear turquoise peasant tops, trapezoidal skirts worthy of Frieda from Peanuts, and overly designed belts. Let the Rio Grande run! He's lucky Milla drooled at the tacky-ass belt, because Nicolas is eliminated. Cold! Not as cold as Irina, but scientists are still browsing for that breakthrough.

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