Chilling Shilling

· Why stop here? Let's throw Sinbad back in his Jingle All the Way postal uniform and have him wave a Nerf Launcher at Phil Hartman's head! [via Videogum]

· "I was in a hotel in Anaheim about five years ago, and after checking in I literally went down to the front desk and said, 'I don't understand, there's no pay-per-view porn!' I called my producer and said, 'I can't take this, I'm checking out'. And I went to the hotel across the road." Any guesses as to who said this?

· DreamWorks has snatched up the rights to Wicked, which isn't that novel about witches, but rather this novel about witches. Yayyy. Witches.

· The first eight minutes of V. Not enough rat-gobbling for my taste.

· Keep back. Keep wayyyy SexyBack: Justin Timberlake's obsessed stalker is ordered by the courts to keep away from the singer. (Because these people tend to adhere to things like rules and reason.)

· These are quite possibly the largest turbans I've ever seen. I'd have to verify that, but I'm almost certain.