David Cross Unreasonably Escalates 'Who Can Snort Coke Closest to Obama' Challenge
A person is prone to doing crazy things while waiting for the Arrested Development movie to get off the ground. (I know from experience: My life-sized, paper-mâché Annyong is almost finished!) Take David Cross, for example, who has busied himself during the film's lengthy development process by...well...how do we put this?
Well, the first thing Cross has done, which sounds awfully draining, is to continue cultivating a friendship with Vice Magazine founder and tedious ur-hipster Gavin McInnes. Five years ago, the two men made a trip to the DEA museum, where McInnes did a bump of coke and challenged Cross to "top that."
And top that he did! The comedian, brought by actress girlfriend Amber Tamblyn to the White House Correspondents' Dinner, decided to do his own bump in full view of various high-profile politicians -- and a mere fifty or so feet from President Obama, to boot. David Cross is never going to stop embarrassing Russ Tamblyn.
I MADE DAVID CROSS DO COCAINE WITH OBAMA! [Street Carnage]
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Inapropriate? absolutely. that's why it's funny! It tip toes the on the barriers of what we should or shouldn't do. I would normally tell you losers to lighten up, but if this went lightly, then it wouldn't have been so ballsy.
I think I'll put this in the "Tom Cruise Loses Mind Over E-Meter Rectal Stimulation" folder. I now only want to see the Arrested Development movie if his character is killed off in the trailer and never appears in the actual movie. Way to "cruise" your career douche...
You fools are mostly retarded. Or even worse.... Tied down by the byproduct of children and bitter. Is that why yall feel the need to hate on David cross?!?! As a huge fan of both David cross and cocaine.... I say more power to him!!! Funniest shit I've heard all week. Also what most of you don't want to admit is that without all the camara around, most of those fools in that room would have been the next in line. Prez included I'm sure. Really America? Really? Everyone still wants to pretend that their government and religion are important or at the least mean ANYTHING to anyone anymore. The whole thing is funny. Celebs on coke is funny. Doing coke next to the prez.... Is funny. However... Being a Podunk hick from the Midwest who thinks their opinion matters.... Is not funny. It's just tradgic and sad. Shut the fuck up America. Then maybe the whole world will stop laughing at us.
It's unsettling that the prison system is full of drug users and dealers while celebrities make announcements and games out of their drug usage.Everyone still wants to pretend that their government and religion are important or at the least mean ANYTHING to anyone anymore.
Electric cigarettes truly seem the thing to do, for me at least. And you can smoke them anywhere.
It's unsettling that the prison system is full of drug users and dealers while celebrities make announcements and games out of their drug usage.
Who are you people to be concerned with how he lives his life.
I thought the movie was a sure deal now...they've all signed on to it...And I don't see why Michael Cera being 32 would be a problem...I don't think he will ever age like mortals do.... and I don't understand. They've already announced that the script is being written. Maybe he's just joking
This thing is a bit fatuous but still jocose!!!!!!
By the way it is a good post..........
Some things are kinda pointless,,but still jocular.....But still i like this post...
I love David Cross but I am totally not down with coke... ah dilemmas dilemmas..
Well...Everyone console wants to act that their regime and establishment are principal or at the littlest awful anything to anyone anymore...Its Truue....
Very nice post,but I now only want to see the Arrested Development movie if his character is killed off in the trailer.
Well, I think the first thing Cross has done, which sounds awfully draining, is to continue cultivating a friendship with Vice Magazine founder.
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