David Cross Unreasonably Escalates 'Who Can Snort Coke Closest to Obama' Challenge
A person is prone to doing crazy things while waiting for the Arrested Development movie to get off the ground. (I know from experience: My life-sized, paper-mâché Annyong is almost finished!) Take David Cross, for example, who has busied himself during the film's lengthy development process by...well...how do we put this?
Well, the first thing Cross has done, which sounds awfully draining, is to continue cultivating a friendship with Vice Magazine founder and tedious ur-hipster Gavin McInnes. Five years ago, the two men made a trip to the DEA museum, where McInnes did a bump of coke and challenged Cross to "top that."
And top that he did! The comedian, brought by actress girlfriend Amber Tamblyn to the White House Correspondents' Dinner, decided to do his own bump in full view of various high-profile politicians -- and a mere fifty or so feet from President Obama, to boot. David Cross is never going to stop embarrassing Russ Tamblyn.
I MADE DAVID CROSS DO COCAINE WITH OBAMA! [Street Carnage]
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Whattadouche.
GOBSHITE !
Amber, run. RUN!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds like Cross needs an analrapist.
Damn, this tops the time I rolled with Malia at her middle school dance.
She is going out with him? Puke.
that douchebag gavin mcinness hasn't had anything to do with vice for years.. they fired him for being a racist white power loser.
Wow, what a man! Now, I will go to work and pee in the cup so I can keep my job.
Guess I really am a pee on. Get it? Hollywood is so fucking cool.
I didn't realize coke had so much mainstream acceptance.
he's a comedian.
This reminds me of when I pulled a "u-ee" in the middle of my funeral dirge. Then I went back to high school and took back everything I did wrong. To no avail.
I love David Cross but I am totally not down with coke... ah dilemmas dilemmas..
Do I really care or have the time to think about if I want to care? Why didn't he just mainline a huge dose of heroin and die? That would be much more "News worthy."
You people are ridiculous. One saying he needs to be anally raped, another said he needs to step it up and die. Who are you people to be concerned with how he lives his life and what he puts in his body?
Take some time and ridicule your own life, I'm sure you'll find far worse things than doing a harmless line of coke.
@Nate - you've never seen arrested development, have you.......
Anybody who thinks that this is funny is a tool.
OMG! Thanks, Nate! I didn't even notice---
Darn, and I just ordered a box of 4000 business cards. . .
It's unsettling that the prison system is full of drug users and dealers while celebrities make announcements and games out of their drug usage.
I think he's made a huge mistake.
I guess clever comedians can be dipsh*ts too. There is no joke here.
Not a funny one anyway.
This is awesome, wtf is wrong with some of you?
Amber Tamblyn is into the dorky "I wear horned rimmed glasses to look intellectual", overrated, douchebag tool types?
Who knew?
I have no idea who Amber Tamblyn is, even after checking the IMBD and Google image search. She could do a lot worse. Cross is an intelligent guy, and an atheist and hates republicans -- all winning attributes. If I were a girl, I'd let him throw one in me.
Heeeelarious! People need to lighten up. I can understand if he was at a dinner party at your house and he did a bump in front of the kids, but where he was surely elevates the act to a new realm - and don't most comedians, at least the funniest ones, push buttons and boundaries? You think a sober team could write Mr. Show?
Still love the guy and his book cracks me up even more.
i think this shit is hilarious but is the gov really not doing anything? corruption much? someone give this guy a peaceprize.
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