Squint and You Can Almost Make Out Taylor Lautner's Werepenis
· Sorry to drop this on you guys so late in the day, but we have yet more exclusive footage from New Moon, including one transformation of Taylor Lautner into a werewolf -- sorry, we mean wolfy shape shifter -- in which you can make out some furry peen. You should see it on a full moon! (And yes he's only 17, but it's 17 wolf years.)
· Convinced watching master chefs with personalities like styrofoam makes for gripping TV, Bravo has picked up another season of Top Chef Masters. In related news, here's Tom Colicchio's high school yearbook photo.
· Oscar-producing newbie Adam Shankman is trying to lure Tom Cruise to So You Think You Can Dance in a guest judging capacity, providing rich inspirational material for Christian Bale to draw upon when he eventually stars in Solid Gold Dancer Psycho.
· Here's a chart comparing trailer downloads to those movies' eventual box office performance. Based on the data for Couples Retreat, it's accurate to within plus or minus $30 million. [via /Film]
· Take this Vanity Fair quiz to test how well you can tell your Spikes from your Weses.
· Late Show producer Rob Burnett responded to NOW's charges that the show promotes a hostile work environment to women with a letter dated Oct. 15: "[A]s an employee of David Letterman's since 1985, I have personally found the work environment on his shows to be fair, professional and entirely merit-based at all times."
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Comments
Sorry, Seth, but that's not a "penis" it's a "sparkleshaft".
For a minute there, I thought indecent exposure charges were about to be brought up on Robin Williams.
Everybody, I have noticed my palms are growing hairy!! Does this mean I am a Werewolf?? (sorry, I mean Shapeshifter)
I'm going to write a book about a "serial killer", except I'm going to call him a "self-appointed human-population-problem solution specialist".
That'll trick 'em.
He only needs to wax once every 28 days.
Well a penis? So, do I need to be a sodomist to to see any kind of mature connet in showing animal genitals?
And by the way, it's not wolfy shape shiftig, the original werewolf shapes into a real wolf, you should check wikipedia some times.
What a stupid story and waste of web space. The sooner people stop being obsessed with private parts and rude stuff, the better society will be. Its childish giggle humour and frankly, there are better things to be talking about.
Great !!! A Penis - as if this picture was directed to Immoral misfits.
Where and when did we find such a need for a Pervert News gatherer to bring attention to a penis. I find this revolting and completely out of bounds.
Are there no more responsible people that still have a small amount of brain that can actually bring attention to life rewarding issues.
Interesting enough, God does not judge actions by an accumulation of "OPINIONS" but on FACTS -- Even He has set in motion. Believe it or not Mr. Ripley
Since you are severely lacking any sense of humor, please allow me to direct your holy ass to http://www.foxnews.com there you will find those that rejoice in close-minded nitwits such as yourself.
Close minded because your mistaken identity of your "Open Mind" is really a "Vacuum" without either reason on being bothered by the facts.
Humor from You or any other pervert is your false perception that you are right without ever checking on "Scopes" to see if your facts are really valid and in fact true. (In This Case your a Blind Ding Bat)
Close - minded (to Judge by Facts --- not "OPINIONS")
Your Vulgar burps from a pervert language and lifestyle is not uncommon. "Fair & Balanced" is obviously not in your best interest. If That were true, you would make a change.
"Believe it or Not ---Mr Ripley"
Comment of the week?
Wait a minute, are these Twilight movies some sort of damn puberty metaphor?
i thinkall adam lambert/wolf shapey shifts articles should be grouped at all times just so the weakest gazelles can hang out.
Annoying Monkey completely agrees with you!
Annoying Monkey
Wow, I wish I knew which one-off comment to reply directly too. Also, did anyone notice that the article that brought out the humorless God-fearing folk is one about a 17 year old guy's werepenis. . .er, stickshift?
okay, that is one smexxi shape-shifting dick. Excuse my language.