Bronson Rebutted
Man, remember yesterday, when Bronson Pinchot revealed all those weird anecdotes about how Tom Cruise loves to make homophobic comments? Cruise's publicist, Cheryl Maisel, was just about as speechless as the rest of us. "Obviously this is so far removed from who Tom Cruise is as a person, this must have been said in jest," she said in a statement. And then she did the Dance of Joy? [TV Guide]

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Oh yea, Cheryl, THAT'S convincing.
And in other rebuttals, Christian Bale never went nuclear on his DP on the set of Terminator Salvation.
Whew! That's comforting, because otherwise, I would have thought Cruise was a strange, culty man-boy with scary eyes and an evangelical hatred for psychiatry.
That was close!