Everything You Wanted to Know About the Week But Were Afraid to Ask

Another week down at Movieline HQ, which means another bulky bundle of warm, lasting memories to take with you into the autumn dusk. Lift with your legs, unwrap them after the jump, and have a fantastic weekend!

· We went international with dispatches from the Fantastic Mr. Fox premiere powwow in London. And while Wes Anderson did graciously play "My Favorite Scene" with us, he did not really provide us with his directing e-mails.

· Another busy week of celebrity guests featured Zachary Quinto, Paul Schrader, An Education director Lone Scherfig, John Woo, Black Dynamite's Michael Jai White and Scott Sanders, Thomas Jane, Melrose Place's Paul Rady, Million Dollar Listing's Chad Rogers, White Ribbon cinematographer Christian Berger, and outspoken Verge designee Kali Hawk.

· Wow! A Guitar Hero Commercial sure cleaned up at the box office!

· Paul Giamatti, meanwhile, paid The Cold Case a visit to fondly remember his underappreciated 2007 pulper Shoot 'Em Up.

· Mad Men and its respective Power Rankings got ugly this week. Roger Sterling took it out on the NYC Dept. of Sanitation.

· Chaos reigned for a pair of familiar foxes.

· Edge of Darkness, Toy Story 3, Bad Lieutenant, Women in Trouble, and Dear John all faced our Two-Minute Verdict. Gone Too Far and the scandalous Star Trek blooper reel received appraisals of their own as well.

· The world got its first glimpse at Marge Simpson semi-naked and New Moon adhesive bandages.

· Among this week's burning questions: Are the Jackson kids the new Gosselins? And does every Best Picture Oscar candidate have a perfect, corresponding Beatles song? And is Law Abiding Citizen a Republican revenge fantasy?

· There was plenty of bitchiness to go around on Project Runway. And plenty of dickishness on The Jay Leno Show.

· The Movieline Nine enumerated pop culture's greatest lesbian kisses and a slate of Ridley Scott films you'll probably never see. And just for good measure, we provided Seth MacFarlane with a handy list of ways to avoid variety-show disaster. You're welcome, Mr. MacFarlane.