Our Commenter of the Week Wins Twilight Adhesive Bandages!
We love all our commenters at Movieline, and while the last few weeks have produced some interesting discussions as well as some rather heated debates, some of the levity we love about the comments section seems to have gone missing. That's why we're awarding this week's COTW prize to just one comment (but it's a damn funny one). If you missed out, don't just sit there licking your wounds -- slap on a New Moon band-aid and step it up next Monday!
Anyway, here's our winning veteran (with an honorable mention to The Winchester, who was in good, chuckle-worthy form this week):
Old No. 7 on Ridiculous Twilight Tie-In Merchandise: A Buyer's Guide: You think this is bad, you should have seen the marketing tie-ins that Office Depot had with Antichrist.
I laughed and I crossed my legs. Good job, 7. See you next week!

Comments
Far out. When do I get my own column around here?
I second that. It could be called "Three Fingers Worth".
Thanks for the shout out, and for recognizing the whole body of work, not just the choice bits!
The only downside now is I have to use my makeshift tie-in bandages. (It's a picture of Robert Pattinson scotch taped to a paper towel).
And I'll totally take a column, too, if you're giving them out!