The Boys are Back

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· We'd love to show you the Expendables sizzle reel that's been making the rounds over the last 24 hours, but Lionsgate keeps trying to stamp it out. So here's the Movieline summary, in case the video after the jump gets pulled: Jason Statham is sweaty, Sylvester Stallone is slurry, and Jet Li is chopsocky. Just how we like 'em!


· Working Title has just picked up a pitch that will see Ryan Reynolds cross-dressing to win his girlfriend back. I know that when I see Ryan's insanely worked-out body and carefully trimmed chest hair, I think "would make a convincing woman."

· Mia Michaels has announced that she is leaving So You Think You Can Dance. She made the announcement on Twitter, which is the de rigeur platform for departing Fox reality competition talent.

· Nearly as weird as Law Abiding Citizen's underlying principles is Gerard Butler's wonky American accent.

· Karen O talked to New York about her yowling Where the Wild Things Are soundtrack. Can we get this woman an Oscar nomination for the outfit and haircut alone?



Comments

  • Guy Whitey Corngood says:

    Where was Schwarzenegger in the sizzle reel? Did his scenes not sizzle enough? Not filmed yet? Or did he just come to his senses before hopping the governor's plane to South America?
    Wait. Scratch that last one. He don't have no damn senses.

  • snickers says:

    Eric Roberts back where he belongs, playing smartly-dressed, sleazy crime bosses. Which is cool.

  • jessierabbit says:

    All I cared about was Stone-Cold Steve Austin. Mmmmm, they didn't have him enough in that "sizzle" reel...screw Stallone and Statham.

  • JudgeFudge says:

    Wow. That looks bad. Tango and Cash bad. Can't wait!