David Letterman Realizes He Missed Chance to Seduce 24-Year-Old, Virginal Tina Fey

Just ahead of the 30 Rock premiere, Tina Fey sat down on The Late Show with David Letterman to supply self-deprecation and a pollyanna recollection of her Bazaar cover shoot. "So many hair extensions, 'Pa!" etc. But Letterman's friendly chortle quieted forever after he realized that Fey didn't lose her virginity until age 24, an occurrence that Fey chalks up to "just good Christian values... or, being homely." The missed opportunity for a 1994 virginity-burgling power play soured Letterman's expression like so much clever extortion. Watch his mournful reaction after the jump.

You can't go back in time, Dave. And anyway, you were occupied with someone else's panties in 1994.