Miley Cyrus Exhaustively Documents Her Refusal to Exhaustively Document Her Life

The moment Miley Cyrus deleted her Twitter account, the 140-character world cried out, called its best friend's mom, and hashtagged into the night. The "#mileycomeback" meme lives on even now. Luckily, Cyrus understood that she ruined everyone's good Twime and filmed an elaborate YouTube rap designating her reasons for abandoning Twitter. Now, days later, the Hannah Montana star has issued another comprehensive statement for off-Twitter privacy. The Evita-like sendoff is after the jump.

Via MTV.com:

"You all are the closest thing to my heart & it breaks my spirit to hear that some of you feel neglected since I deleted my twitter," she wrote, addressing her fans. "It was a wonderful way to stay connected to you & I really felt like during that time we became very much like friends. Twitter is a beautiful thing if used for the right reason. I love my job so much that it is hard to believe sometimes that it is considered 'working.' But in the end it is still a business and I do need some sort of a 'normal' life as well. I often complain to the ones closest to me that I don't seem to have much of a private life any more and part of that is my fault. How can I whine about my life being [too] public if I am the one telling the world what I am doing? Some things in my life need to [stay] in my life only and not on some gossip site."

She may be off Twitter, but she can't stop me from sewing a giant "In Memoriam" tapestry featuring famous Tweets like, "Have you ever noticed that sometimes when Prince Eric (Little Mermaid) speaks his mouth doesn't move. Hmm. Whatever he is still hot." These are the gooiest Twitter remains since, well, Eli Roth.

Miley Cyrus Calls Reasons She Left Twitter for Liam Hemsworth 'Stupid' [MTV]