Oprah Will Be Back Right After These Messages

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· Apparently Oprah's new favorite thing is a swimming-pool-sized glass of iced acai berry tea.

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· Desperately seeking a thank you gift for the Lovely Bones director who has everything? A 22-inch skeleton figurine of King Kong used in the 1933 film's climactic battle atop the Empire State Building is being put up for auction at Christie's. It's expected to fetch between $160,000 and $240,000.

· Here's the leaked Toy Story 3 trailer that was quickly yanked from the internet. We're having trouble getting it to play without stopping -- maybe you'll have better luck.

· Suri Cruise, the all-access-media-Cruise, boasts a $4 million wardrobe, says the British tabloid press, and recently enjoyed a four-tiered birthday cake accompanied by a release of hundreds of live butterflies. What the hey -- you only turn three several dozen times, right?

· Is Glee a little too up-with-crystal meth? It could explain why we can't seem to get into it but some of our best friends and neighbors can.

· Kevin Smith says Jon Hamm "could play Batman and Superman. That's the weird thing. You look at him and he's got a f---ing Superman look, but he's got a Batman thing going on, too. A few years ago, they were like, 'Let's do that Batman/Superman movie. Do it. Hire that mother f---er to play both roles. ... He could pull it off. I'd buy it."



Comments

  • Miles says:

    Oh, Seth, I have loved this Oprah pissup since you Facebook'ed it earlier today. Of the many people I sent it to, mostly the women laughed and the gays were disgusted. I know not what to make of it, but I did love it so. I think I may use it to sleep tonight.

  • pat says:

    Please never link to the outraged idiots at iVillage ever again. Those nutcases lose their mind over the slightest things.

  • SunnydaZe says:

    "Oprah Pees" will be remembered as the time when Seth began to abuse his power. What a sweet time is was. . .