Marge Simpson First Playboy Cover Model With Own Breasts Since May 1983

Our deepest regrets go out to lingerie model and on-again, off-again Ratnerian squeeze Alina Puscau, who'se been superceded by a middle-aged cartoon character on the cover of the November Playboy. Still, it's about time that America's favorite SILF has graced the pages of the world's most iconic tittie mag, and so here, for your ghlghghrlghhing pleasure, is said cover -- a recreation of an iconic shot of a similarly be-afro'd Playmate concealed by a bunny chair. Don't get any donut sprinkles on it!

After the jump, that other skin-friendly cover we teased in yesterday's The Last Word.

· Marge Simpson -- Playboy Cover Girl [TMZ]