Our Commenters of the Week Win a Free 'Mariah in Precious' Halloween Costume!

Due to server issues, we weren't able to get Comments of the Week up last Friday, and that means two things:

1) This edition comprises the last two weeks of comments, and

2) I had to wade past eight thousand angry comments about Harry Connick Jr, Roman Polanski, and Kris Allen (?) to find our winners.

But hey, whatta prize, am I right? You can dress up for Halloween as Precious's mustachioed Mrs. Weiss, played by Mariah Carey! (Just don't tell Mo'Nique that you got this for free.) So, who are our winners?

ugh on A Dispiriting List of Girl-Targeted Movies That Opened Better Than Whip It: I'm sure The Runaways will do just fine. All they need to do is insert a scene where Joan Jett fights Kate Hudson for the last pair of Manolo Blahniks in Saks.

metroville on Where Does Katherine Heigl Fall on the List of Best-Value Actresses?: What am I supposed to do with all these Gretchen Mol coupons?

FrancoisTrueFaux on On TV: The Middle: This is really getting old: Patricia Heaton playing a used car salesmom in Indiana; Patricia Heaton playing a news anchormom in Pittsburgh (Back to You). Why can't she go do these things in real life, far away from network television?

sixhundred on Mo'Nique Explains It All: Let's not kid ourselves here. If anybody could eat that Oscar it's Mo'Nique.

Bourgeois Nerd on Is Lauren Conrad: The Movie Coming Soon to Theater Near You?: The Lauren Conrad movie should be in 3-D; it'd finally give her another dimension.

Congratulations to our winners!