Tracy Morgan's Twitter Ship Lifts Off With Star Wars-Themed Penis Boasts

If you tweet it, he shall come: Twacy.org has succeeded in their short-lived and passionately advocated campaign to bring Tracy Morgan onto the Twitter airwaves. Calling itself RealTracyMorgan and already boasting a following just under 11,000 strong, the 30 Rock star and, some believe, reincarnation of Buddha's ne'er-do-well little brother has boldly announced his arrival in the Twitterverse around three hours ago.

He then followed that up an hour later with a graphic description of his nether regions relying on imagery found within the Lucas universe. Two more tweets followed, in which Morgan refers to himself as "the black Svengali" and pledges to turn good girls "bad and ...pregnant!!!" Yes, you have every right to rejoice. We just hope Morgan doesn't push himself too hard too soon, and wind up a Twitter flame out. Ironically, we think recent Twitter dropout Miley Cyrus put it best when she sang: "Always gonna be a uphill battle/Sometimes I'm gonna have to lose/Ain't about how fast I get there/Ain't about what's waiting on the other side...It's the cliiiimb."

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