Movieline's One-Stop Costume-Idea Halloween Emporium: The Ladies
Sandra Bullock as Mary Horowitz in All About Steve
Bullock's one-movie-long return to form ended abruptly with this stinker about a cruciverbalist (crossword puzzle writer, not a witch-exorcist) who stalks a news cameraman, then falls into an open mineshaft and saves a little deaf girl with her boots. We have no idea why this failed to connect with audiences, but your costume will almost certainly be a hit (with lovers of bad cinema). A mullet wig and some streetwalker boots complete the look.

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Yay! I loved this on Defamer. So glad it got carried over!
Is it wrong that I want to be Jennifer Check?
Amaze! Thank you!