Buzz Break: Superpowered Until Graduation
· Heroes: still on! Or, at least, on long enough to promote this upcoming same-sex smooch between Hayden Panettiere and Madeline Zima.
· 24 helmer Jon Cassar is boarding the DreamWorks action film Motorcade and hopes to snag Ryan Reynolds to play...well, we're assuming the title role.
· Marlon Wayans has supplanted Eddie Murphy as Bill Condon's pick to play Richard Pryor in his upcoming biopic of the comedian.
· Frances Bean Cobain is not a fan of Ali Lohan, and she made it known with a rant on her Twitter. Before you judge Frances's numerous grammatical and spelling errors, just remember who her mom is, and how this writing is practically gifted in comparison.
· How excited are you that New Line is prepping a new iteration of National Lampoon's Vacation, with David Dobkin (Wedding Crashers) set to direct? Not very? Mr. Dobkin, I've got Randy Quaid on Line 1. Enjoy that call!
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That picture looks like she is kissing the werewolf from Twilight.
Hopefully the increasingly diminished buzz around 'lesbian kisses' will encourage the Heroes writers to pencil in a Milo Ventimiglia/Zachary Quinto crotch-grabbing scene.
1. Overheard at the Heroes Writing Room:
"Our ratings are tanking! Why are people tuning out?"
"We're poorly marketed."
"We're on NBC. The gold standard of suck."
"We didn't have a clue what to do past season one."
"All you Ivy League dingbats are wrong! The reason we're tanking is because there's not enough barely legal lesbian action! Get Hayden Panty-what-ever, and get her tongue flossing another girl pronto! Instant ratings success!"
"Ooooh. Now I know why you're the boss!"
2. Don't knock Ryan Reynolds, when he was a child actor in Canada he played a dirt-bike on the long running hit kids show: My Little Brother's A Dirt Bike. The old CBC just doesn't make'em like that anymore.
3. I guess the studio didn't like Eddie's idea of turning the Richard Pryor story into a family comedy where he wears a fat suit and gives lifts to drag queens.
4. I'm shocked to see anyone composing a coherent thought on Twitter. It's the one place on Earth where Ashton Kutcher's considered an intellectual.
5. The film will follow a grown up Rusty Griswold having to cross country with his own family to bail out his cousin from a county jail for stiffing hotel bills.
I Really like Ryan Reynolds. I promise you will sell the video better with him in it. RYAN ROCKS!! TAKE HIM!
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So Madeline Zima is the go-to slut for network TV now?