The 2012 Trailer: Just the Acting Parts
· All those spectacular effects depicting L.A. being belched into the Earth's core in the 2012 trailer detracted from the stunning performances delivered by John Cusack and his co-stars. Enjoy them again, for the very first time. [via Videogum]
· Levi Johnston's slow road towards starring in his own Bravo reality series takes a massive leap forward with this TV spot for pistachios.
· Here's the first look at Matt Damon and Emily Blunt on the set of Adjustment Bureau. One of these two gorgeous kids is recently engaged to John Krasinski! We're not saying which!
· Cokie Roberts has taken sides in the Roman Polanski firestorm: "Take him out back and shoot him."
· You may never look like Henry Cavill, but at least you can now smell like he does, after several hours cooped up in a tiny glider airplane. Mmm...that's good Cavill.
· Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive plays a spirited round of tetherpuppy.

Comments
1. If 2012 was just that cat playing piano, I might actually see it.
2. Thank Xenu he knocked up a Republican's daughter, otherwise he wouldn't be getting any work at all.
3. I suspect Matt Damon. He's on the rebound after Ben Affleck left him for Jimmy Kimmel. (By internet standards that reference is ancient)
4. Shows that Cokie Roberts doesn't have any business savvy! Do it live on Pay-Per-View!
5. Maybe that's why my cologne "Seven Days In A Troopship" never took off.
6. Tetherpuppy would have been a demonstration sport if Chicago got the 2016 Olympics. Since it's going to Brazil, the demonstration sport will be competitive waxing.