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· Sesame Street's shift towards an all-pop-culture-parody curriculum seems to have reached its logical conclusion with this nod to iPod ads. We'd say something highly critical of how corporate plugs have managed to infiltrate the Children's Television Workshop, except ... Snuffleupagus with an iPod! OMGZ. So cuuuuuuute. How does he get the earbuds to stay in?! [via The Daily What]

· George Takei and his husband Brad Altman are set to make TV history when they become the first gay couple to appear on The Newlywed Game. William Shatner is recording an insolent vlog about his exclusion from the studio audience as we speak.

· Speaking of gay weddings, Salvatore's getting hitched! And not to the bellboy!

· Michael Jackson autopsy results: 5'9", 136 lbs, multiple plastic surgery scars, some puncture marks, cosmetic tattooing, active sperm count, traces of three sedatives and -- shocker! -- pretty much healthy.

· Dennis Hopper's ER drama diagnosis: dehydration.

· Set snaps: Clearer Green Hornet (now with 100% more Kato!), The A-Team united, and Red Dawn wheatpasting.

· The Sun-Times's Bill Zwecker buries the Jeremy Piven fish-binging lede.

· Quickfire Challenge: Make a delicious meal using any of Padma Lakshmi's potential babydaddies.

· New starlet must-have purse-pet: Baby pygmy hippopotami.

· New Moon's werewolf pack. Ugg, could you just die from their nummy nummy wolfcakeness?