9 of the Fastest Cancellations in Television History
4. Liza and David (2002)
Synopsis: Reality series about newlyweds Liza Minnelli and her then-husband David Gest.
Network: VH1
Episodes Aired: 0
Warning Sign: The New York Post reported that Gest locked Minnelli in their apartment, screamed at camera crews who refused to wear surgical booties, and would cancel shoots at the last minute.
3. The Mike O'Malley Show (1999)
Synopsis: A 30-year-old hockey fan (O'Malley) reevaluates his life after attending the wedding of a close friend (Arrested Development's Will Arnett).
Network: NBC
Episodes Aired: 2
Warning Sign: The pilot was re-shot after being universally panned by critics.
2. Garbage Pail Kids (1987)
Synopsis: The Garbage Pail Kids trading cards, brought to life by a Saturday morning cartoon series.
Network: CBS
Episodes Aired: 0
Warning Sign: Advertisers pulled out after being pressured from interest groups that claimed the series glorified violence and served as a barely-disguised infomercial for the cards.
1. Turn-On (1969)
Synopsis: Variety show pitched as a racier derivative of Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In. The cast included Teresa Graves (pictured) and Chuck McCann.
Network: ABC
Episodes Aired: 1/2
Warning Sign: Broadcast officials were so alarmed by the offensive content of the show that they cancelled the program halfway through its first broadcast.
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The Garbage Pail Kids (which I think was cobbled into some kind of movie?), and DC Follies battled for spots in my nightmares for years. This is a true story.
re: Dot Comedy
In their defense, it's hard for 1/10th of a person to laugh.
Turn On was 1969, my children...
Everyone always forgets about the Glenn Fry disaster South of Sunset from 93 as I recall it was canceled halfway through the first episode.
The Paula Poundstone Show sits in the corner lamenting not only its lameness, but it's glaring omission.
Oh, if only Liza and David could have made it for just one season... Television gold like that never sees the light of day, but a show like Giuliana & Bill is plastered all over the Style Network?
Fuck that.
if VH1 were smart they'd launch:
I Know My Kid's A Star! 2 (hosted by Roman Polanski)
I'd love to see what the "offensive content" was that got Turn-On yanked off midway through its premiere. It's probably laughably tame for 2009.
What ever happened to the Hank Azaria show? I saw a few commercials then nothing.
ALL FIVE EPISODES WERE SHOWN ONE TIME ON VH-1
I am sooooooooooooo glad Rosie O'Donnel got canceled. She is so depressing and hateful, how can anyone enjoy that B****!!!
Let's not forget The Chevy Chase Show.
...and then there was ABC's Tammy Grimes show, a mid-60's one episode wonder thanks to then network president Tom Moore and Producer Phil Sharpe....
They air crap like "Fat Balding" John and Kate "The Skank" plus 8 , Flavor Of Love ""GAAGGG"",Lost"cause" and the Kardashian skanks show's
it amazes me they continue to pull the ratings. I am Befuduled by the
sheer mass of media suicide commited on a nightly basis. The list grows weekly now,and my gag reflex is on a hair trigger.I wa dissapointed yet again tonight as i cursed "SyFy Channel" formerly known as Sci-Fi Channel,after 2 months of steadly being barraged by the commercials every 15 seconds for the new Stargate Universe.A clever tag escapes me as i attempt to shake off 2 hours of dissapointment,and take a brow beating from my wife and friends for dragging them along.Thank God for Bones,House,Fringe and all my H.B.O. and Showtime show's....This is why i am forced to pay $150.00 a month For Sattelite HD packages .......Enjoy fellow Frequency Fiends =)
How about the comedy "Snip" (1976?) that starred David Brenner as a hairdresser and Leslie Ann Warren? It was promoted heavily by NBC and I remember seeing snips (pun intended) of it on TV but NBC did not show a single episode come Fall.
That has to be the most insane idea in TV history.
I saw it years ago and thought it was a student film spoofing sitcoms.
What about the now-forgotten "South of Sunset?"
you were bombarded with ads touting it for weeks. The first episode barely finished airing before the press release hi that it was cancelled.
Apparently there were some radio stations in the Mountain and Pacific time zones that had the ads running as the press release was coming out. Not sure if the West Coast ever even got one episode.
Yeah, and all the "internet video" shows are also very similar to the shows from the last decade showcasing random home videos. But even those ones had varying ratings/popularity too..
9. Osbournes: Reloaded (2009)
8. Rosie Live (2008)
7. Secret Talents of the Stars (2008)
6. Emily’s Reasons Why Not (2006)
5. Dot Comedy (2002)
4. Liza and David (2002)
3. The Mike O’Malley Show (1999)
2. Garbage Pail Kids (1987)
1. Turn-On (1969)
"Viva Laughlin", anyone???
"The Hasselhoffs" reality show????
"Australia's Naughtiest Home Videos"????
(the rauchy, x-rated videos submitted for the "funny" show tried to be shown once, they yanked it off the air midway through the showing, and put on a rerun of "Cheers".)
Um...? Where is "South of Sunset" (1993)? Wasn't it, at the time, the fastest a show had been cancelled (it was cancelled less than ten hours after it aired its first episode)?
You're In The Picture with host Jackie Gleason only aired 1 episode. The following week Jackie spent the entire 1/2 hour apologizing for the previous week...
The 1986 sitcom "Melba" featuring singer/actress Melba Moore literally got canceled after the first episode, I always wondered why, since I actually saw the only episode that aired. Accord to IMDB, it happened to air the same day the Challenger space shuttle went down ( I disagree with that,even though I remember when that happened) but I do also remember reading a review in which the show was said to be straight-up lousy, but, frankly I've seen worse shows (like "Friends" last forever and a day, so go figure.)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australia%27s_Naughtiest_Home_Videos This was cancelled before it finished airing by station owner Kerry Packer.