What, Pray Tell, Is Disney's Oh Say Can You Pee?

The blogs, they are abuzz today over some very suspicious domain names that Disney recently registered. Monsters2.com! Could that be confirmation of the long-rumored Monsters, Inc. 2? TheTigerKingMovie.com! Might that possibly be a spinoff of The Lion King? OhSayCanYouPee.com! Wait, what?

Yes, though these new domain names (discovered by Jim Hill Media) are undergoing a lot of scrutiny, I fear that the most important question -- namely, "What is this bastion of impudent vulgarity entitled Oh Say Can You Pee about?" -- has remained unasked. So we're asking!

Frankly, the mind reels. Would Disney really use "pee" in a title? Has that ever happened before? Would Fox News throw a shit fit over this third-grade desecration of the Star-Spangled Banner?

So, in conclusion, Oh Say Can You Pee is clearly a direct-to-Blu-Ray sequel to Bambi.

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