World Squealing Record Broken As New Moon Star Taylor Lautner Describes Sculpting His New Body For 6500 Fans
Well, I survived the New Moon panel, and I'm happy to report there were no deaths, and only one mauling -- of a tall, chubby male photographer who stood in front of the stage and blocked an entire section's view of stars Ashley Greene (yay!), Kristen Stewart (YAYYYY!!), Taylor Lautner (AHHHHHHHHHGHHAHAHAHAH!!!!) and Robert Pattinson (*SOUND OF UNIVERSE FORMING*). Director Chris Weitz was on hand too, and asked to describe how Pattinson reminds him of his vampiric role, replied, "He has almost translucent skin, like Edward Cullen, and when the light shines just right he sparkles like diamonds." It seems not even The Golden Compass director is immune to Pattinson's charms.
Next, Taylor Lautner explains the lengths he went to to transform his body into the chiseled, 24-packed wolfcake you see in the movie. (And trust me -- you do see, as evidence by the previewed scene. My ears are still ringing.) Be sure to stick around for an endorsement from several card-carrying members of the Jacob Black Take-It-Off-And-Do-Me Fan Club at the very end!
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Oh Seth, god bless you and the way you humor those young, sex crazed girls. I must admit that while Taylor was talking all I could think was TAKE IT OFF! Just a taste baby... Erm, the squeals are contagious. Also, would it kill Kristen Stewart to stop groaning and smirking? We get it, you're an "artist" and you just hate all the press and craziness surrounding Twilight blah blah you didn't sign up for purity ring porn. It's enough to make me rip that damned Joan Jett fright wig off your head, even if it's your real hair. If you don't want the checks I'll cash them, but either way, they're paying you to smile in person and look tortured in the movie.
I'll give Kristen this -- I just interviewed her (to be continued!) and she was super charming and talkative. Poor thing had terrible posture, but then, so do I.
I hope you called her out on her Twilight groaning.
My God, that audience's thirst for underage flesh is unstoppable. "GIVE US SOME OF IT!" Settle down, ma'am.
I would have asked Christopher Walken to sit at the panel and stare down the audience, just for fun.
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