New Look at Scarlett Johansson in Iron Man 2 Gives Off Faintest Hint of Rack
· In yet another exclusive first look from the set of Iron Man 2, star Scarlett Johansson approaches director Jon Favreau with script in hand, wondering if her character Natasha Romanoff could perhaps also have her own substance-abusing pet bird or ferret of some sort.
· Harry Potter series player Jamie Waylett, who was recently arrested in London for having been discovered with a large amount of weed hidden inside a faulty Ziploc Baggie of Invisibility, was given 120 hours of community service. Put him on footbridge-reconstruction duty! That'll learn him!
· Police are hunting two drag queens after two Mexican midget wrestlers were murdered following a drinking orgy. SCREENPLAY DIBS.
· This "motion poster" for Saw VI reminded me of something -- and then it suddenly dawned on me what it was.
· Hot couple alert! Bai Ling and Lionel Richie. These two were so inevitably made for each other, all we had to do was sit it out.
· Cinematical has the Five Dumbest Questions Asked at the Orphan Junket.
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1. Scarlett Johansson without cleavage is a day without sunshine.
2. He would have only gotten 60 days, but he called the judge a "muggle."
3. I think you're too late. It was an episode of Murder She Wrote in 1987.
4. First rule of horror franchises, anything past a 4th movie becomes self-parody.
5. For some reason I keep hearing that "dancing on the ceiling" song.
6. All I need to know from that movie is that we have to get rid of the orphans. What have they done for us lately?
It sounds like the plot for The Hangover 2 is coming together quite nicely indeed.
Drag queens, check.
Mexican midget wrestlers, check.
Drinking orgies, check.
All we need now are some spoiled chimichangas and a few faulty toilets!
and Bai Ling!
If there indeed is some kind of God, Bai and Lionel would be in the studio right now putting the finishing touches on their version of "Ebony & Ivory".