Daniel Radcliffe Gives Japan's #1 Harryjuku Girl the Thrill of a Lifetime

You gotta love Japanese TV. If an American show were to set about introducing Daniel Radcliffe to a Potter fanatic, they'd probably pass it along as an hour-long commercial for Half-Blood Prince, its 48-minutes' worth of scenes and exclusive behind-the-scenes footage interspersed with first-person testimonials from the little girl with leukemia whose family home was foreclosed upon just months before and whose dying wish it was to meet the boy wizard in the flesh. Which she would, two minutes before the show cut to its closing credit sweep, as 45,000 balloons dropped and Miley Cyrus sang something uplifting about magic being real if you just believe in the background.

But in Japan, they just locate the funniest, most-prone-to-Harry-induced-meltdowns Potter nerd they can find, then dump Radcliffe in her lap, making zero effort to translate the ensuing communication breakdown as she proceeds to lose her shit in a Sorting Hat. And all the while you get a running stock ticker of the latest movements on the Pokemon Stock Exchange: Professor Nanba is up! Buy! Buy!