Chris Brown Takes A Break From His New Job At Benihana to Apologize For Beating Rihanna
· Some might say this YouTube apology for beating Rihanna is long overdue, but I think it's just overdue enough. Play him off, Keyboard Gato!
· A teenager in China has been guzzling gasoline for five years now in order to emulate his Transformers heroes. "Since my son started to drink gas, his IQ has dropped sharply and now he can't figure out simple addition and subtraction," the father said. Sounds like by the time Part 3 comes around, Mr. Diesel Burps will be hitting the demo sweet spot!
· Tori Spelling filled in for Hoda Kotb on the godforsaken fourth hour of Today, where the words "fecal matter" were uttered no less than seven times in the space of 30 seconds. Enjoy! [via EW]
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· According to Digg.com, this is the worst movie ending of all time. Hmm...They're right!
· Michael Jackson in Eggplant and Tomato. [via WOW Report]
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Comments
1. I couldn't bear to watch that video. It doesn't end with a phone-book beating.
2. If he thought drinking gasoline made him a Transformer, I don't think his IQ needs to drop all that much for him to qualify as a turnip.
3. Were they describing the show when fecal matter came up?
4. It's not as bad as the non-phone book ending of Chris Brown's video.
5. It may be made from vegetables, but it still has a more realistic nose than Jackson himself.
i want to give head to that headline. bawawwwwwaaaaawwwwaaah!!
A smack-down apology via YouTube makes a texted breakup look honorable. Ugh. When do we get to see outtakes/"The Making Of?" Zzzzzzzz.
Nothing like the personal heartfelt touch during an apology of reading from a teleprompter.
So Rihanna walks into a Benihana in Tijuana holding a chihuahua...
Hey chris people will always pass judgement but remember who your true only judge is and also that it is important to forgive yourself. Live, learn, grow, and change for the better.
You think that movie ending is bad... anyone remember the last 3 minutes of Dr. T and the Women?